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Wednesday, April 25, 2018
Marriage and Marijuana
In Canada, the government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.
They are:
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Husband, Wife, Jesus and Mary !
Wife: "What are your plans for Easter?"
Husband: "Same as Jesus.."
Wife: "What do you mean ??"
Husband: "I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!"
Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll do like Mary."
Husband: "What do u mean ?"
Wife: "I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."
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