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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

The tigers Wedding



A tiger was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood
 at a distance and wished the tiger.

A cat came and climbed to the stage and danced, then extended his hand to wish the tiger.
The tiger roared in rage and said "how dare you come on the stage? Even the panther is maintaining its distance and yet you climbed the stage."

The cat replied and after listening to what the cat said, the tiger fainted. What do you think the cat said to the tiger?
Any guess?


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The cat said, "I was also a tiger before I got married".

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

The Scottish and the English


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An Englishman is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

The Scottish gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink tha waaater min ! Et's foo o' coo's shite n pish."



The Englishman replies, "My good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English."

The gamekeeper replies, "I said use both hands - you get more that way."


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