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Showing posts with label golf. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 2, 2016

The Best or the Worst Surgeon

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Three Toronto Surgeons were playing Golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my Favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them. Eight months later, he performed a private concert for the Queen of England"


The Second surgeon got upset after hearing what the first guy had to say. He obviously wanted to outshine the first. The Second surgeon quickly responds, "That's nothing...... Few years back, a young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident.I reattached them and two years later, he won a gold medal in a track and field event in the Olympics"


The third was quietly listening to the two guys converse.The other two looked at him and goes "Hey mate, Do you have any interesting surgeries you have performed?"

He goes "Yes, and comparatively, You guys are amateurs"

The other two look at him amazed, impatiently awaiting the story.. 

The Third Surgeon goes on "Guys, several years ago, there was a man who was so high on Cocaine and Marijuana, he rode a horse head-on in to a train travelling at 80 miles an hour. 

The two surgeons look amazed as the third continues, "All I was left to work with was the man's blond hair and the Horse's Ass" 

The two surgeons were yet amazed..... The Third concludes "I was able to put the parts together and regretfully, now he runs for president of the U.S.A" ..... 




Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Golfers and their Balls !

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A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.


As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see The sign?  It says, 'Private Property - Stay Out!'"


The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it.  That's my ball over There.  May I have it, please?"


The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."


The golfer looks at the man and says, "I think I understand"


He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, Then walks back and throws it into the yard as well.
The man says, "What did you do that for?"
The golfer replies...


"I consider myself a Gentleman,and I Believe every prick should have two balls."

Monday, May 6, 2013

Green shoes at the Masters !



Love the shoes Mate - Just Love it !!!


Whether you golf or not, these are AWESOME shoes!

Nike now markets GreenShoes, first seen at the 2012 Masters Tournament.






The Shoes, Look at the Shoes!
 

Sometimes I think I'm wasting my time posting anything for you !



 

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