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Showing posts with label professor. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 5, 2018
What Sperms are made Of !!
MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Fructose , the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. 😳😮😮😮
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear,
Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat
😂😂
Killer .........!
Thursday, March 22, 2018
GHOST SEX...
A professor at the University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, a young Arab student raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Arab student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, dear, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?'
The student replied, "Wallah Habibi, from back there I thought you said "Goats."😜😜
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