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Showing posts with label twins. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Naming Twins



A woman had twin babies and fell into a coma immediately after due to complecations.

A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”

The doctor replies, “They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl.

Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them.”

The woman looked concerned, as her brother wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.  “Oh no.  What did he name them?”

“He named the girl Denise,” The doctor replies.

The woman, relieved, “Well, that’s not so bad.  What about the boy?”
“Denephew.”

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Twin Sisters Getting Lucky !



Rocky has broken his leg and his buddy Bob comes over to see him.
Bob: How are you doing ??
Rocky: Fine.
Hey, do me a favour.. Go upstairs and get me my slippers. My feet r freezing!
Bob goes upstairs and sees Rocky's hot twin sisters lying on the bed.
Bob: your brother sent me up 2 have sex with u girls..
Twins: Prove it!
Bob (Shouting): Hey Rocky.., both of them ??
Rocky (Shouting back): Of course! What's d point of fucking one???...
Absolute Classic!!!

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